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Dec 10, 2003
Hell yea I'm different in many ways,
You know I'm not countin those Christmas days.
Hell yea 16 candles is completely great,
But 16 minus 8 is 8.
8 Days is how long it lasts,
But 9 candles burn real fast.
I kissed the Devil.
Said hey to "santa"
But I'm naughty, I was in Atlanta.
Not only am I a little Jewish girl,
I managed to turn and flip flop my world.
I could start a band,
You know First Eye Blind in Hand.
Hell yea it was a huge ass deal,
And trust me yea, I know it was for real.
The moral to my story is,
Be yourself and leave me the HELL alone kids!
Posted at 08:24 pm by Alexandra
Dec 9, 2003
Snow ball,
Role call.
Not happnin tmrw,
Damn shame but so?
What up cuz,
Get the buz.
Up down,
Turn around.
In and out slideing sound,
Cold weather all around town.
Wake up still sleep,
Don't starve not good eat.
Virgil Jackson,
Picks on freshmen.
That lowers his score son,
To a negative ten.
Sick to death of all the noise,
Listen ****** Im going to keep my poise.
My body is normal, better than your's.
And I am NOT trashy you're the one that gets down on ALL fours!
Posted at 08:31 pm by Alexandra
Dec 7, 2003
Some static started in the pool hall
In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
*See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that*
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me
But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
Posted at 12:08 am by Alexandra
Dec 5, 2003
Looking to my left,
I see nothing I'm blind!
Looking to my right,
I'm in yet another bind.
Slip up here and also one there,
I'm not trying to look anywhere.
Even teachers make smart ass comments,
I'm tellin ya now son there are no limits.
Represent for the ones who aren't like the rest,
I tried so hard for so long, my best.
Never gonna be the same again,
Tried so hard just to lose not win.
Its not over 'till the fat lady sings,
The clock already chimed its 12 chime rings.
Posted at 11:15 pm by Alexandra
Dec 4, 2003
Checking the bottom from an ariel view,
Breath and blink for a second or two.
Want to let go more than anything else,
The Hammer came down far to hard on her self.
Science is science do well satisfaction,
For ever action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
It suprised me that you could help,
After all the hurt that used to dwell.
Every 18 minutes it happens again,
What kind of message does this send?
Damn those motha fuckas that screw up yo shit,
Damn Oreo is about to get fuckin hit.
Guess whos gonna break your face,
I'll make bleed all over the place.
Not for real though,
But c'mon now I know that you know that I know.
Fo Sho.
"So long bitch you did me so wrong I dont wanna go on livin in this world with out you"
Now hell nah this isnt what I think,
But okay its thursday and I'm not at school because y'all tryin to get me to sink.
Hitting rock bottom not goin on anymore,
Think about it next time you want to call someone fat, ugly, or a whore.
What goes around comes around,
Right now I feel bad lookin at you layin on the ground.
Posted at 11:59 am by Alexandra
Dec 2, 2003
*Someone please tell me,
If you see what I see,
You please tell me what the deffinition of class be?
I think its to be yourself and handle it with no fee.
Now I guess she thinks the word class,
Means to prance around not getting ass,
Always matching you clothes, being a fragile as glass.
How can she say that with out of her teeth there is hanging grass?
Someone please tell me,
What you mean,
That you don't respect me for my state of being.
I know you don't understand me, and I don't understand thee.
I'm not like you or the rest of the swans,
I'm the stand out hot pink flamingo with more pros than cons.
Sorry you can't see that life must suck being jaded.
I'd rather live now than always feel faded.
I know Im not perfect,
I know I never will be,
So someone please help them see,
That even though I'm "Low class" now,
In the future noone knows what is to be.*
Posted at 07:38 pm by Alexandra
Dec 1, 2003
Whats up folks?
Chillin drinkin rum and cokes.
Feelin the rizyme,
It be wastin my tizime.
When they said watup
I was like chillin like a villain for rillan.
They was all "for rizle dizzle?"
Fo shizzle.
A-to-the-lizzle thats my name fo rizzle.
The part of the song "Fo fiteens aint got no wiyas then I heard BOOM from the amplafayas" still rings in my head,
That was for you Lo' Dawg enough said.
Chizan is the tightest,
Dancin with her belly,
to the beat of R. Kelly.
My life doesn't suck.
HA I could sell my soul for more than a BUCK*!
Posted at 06:01 pm by Alexandra
Nov 30, 2003
You bitch cause I didn't write it but who gives a damn?
You bitch simply because I am who I am.
Maybe if I could change the past,
Or pull a cat out of my ass,
It would change your veiws
I'm only 14 and have already went past my dues.
You do not like me because I'm who,
But what do I say that you say but never do?
Dr. Sues could rhyme for days,
But aparently I can too in different ways.
Songs talking about that shot in the chest,
Get turned around and sold the best.
What I want to know is how L-to-the-izud can rap a rap with the word "Breast".
"Oh geeze there she went again"
Who does she think she is with that message she tries to send.
Damn right I have a lazy eye oh well, I'm still the shit,
Drop the bullet that you thought you bit.
Say what you want cause but it wont effect,
And now I know that I CAN reject.
Either you're tall and skinny,
Short dirty and trendy,
Pizle for rizle is full of shizzle-
That was Pat,
And Im no longer afraid to say cause I can't stand you or your ways.
So he tried to black mail me.
"You annoy me and I'll fucking tell everyone"
Go for it bitch whats done is done.
Yea I made another mistake,
It was just the choise I chose to make.
No regrets and pride I'm full,
Now Im gettin pretty dull.
Sorry if you don't like me don't look,
Its just my path I made and went and took! (P.S. Just kidding- Im not completely serious about this shit*)
Posted at 02:09 pm by Alexandra
Nov 28, 2003
Fun things to do at the mall!
Walk in a single-file line, in step with the person in front of you.
When you come to the benches in the middle of the mall, walk on top of them instead of going around them.
Ask the salespeople in the stores where the uniforms they wear are sold in the store (for example, in Bath and Body Works ask where you can buy their vests)
Ride a hobby-horse around the mall, holding the reins and yelling, "Whoa Betsy!"
Talk in third person at all times.
Carry a Pez dispenser and offer strangers a Pez.
Wear camouflage and sneak around like you think no one can see you.
If the loudspeaker comes on, tell the voices in your head to shut up.
When asked if you need help continue yelling out "WHAT?!?!"
Wear a fake sheriff badge and carry around a stack of post-it notes writing up tickets and warnings to people walking down the mall.
Randomly throw temper tantrums.
Walk 5 ft. behind someone at all times. When he/she enters a store wait at the entrance of the store until he/she comes back out.
When walking, walk in a perfectly straight line, only turning at 90 degree angles.
Add "ong" to the end of every word you use when you speak to the salespeople.
In every store you enter that is not a department store, ask where the lingerie department is.
Be a still model in a store that doesn't sell clothes.
Accuse someone of stealing your bag.
Go in 579 and ask for size 13.
Skip or gallop wherever you go.
Say punctuation out loud. For example, say, "Ma'am comma would you please help me find a pink comma red comma and blue shirt question mark?"
At all times pretend to have an imaginary friend. When asked if you need help begin by gesturing to the air next to you and saying, "Well, my friend here..."
Go in a store with a friend who pretends to be deaf. Ask the salesperson if he/she will help your deaf friend find the right clothes while you go to the bathroom.
When in the bathroom stall suddenly exclaim, "Corn! When did I eat corn?"
Wear a motorcycle helmet and have a bike lock. Pretend to park your motorcycle when you enter a store.
Carry a tablecloth and picnic basket. Order take-out at the Food Court and spread out you tablecloth in the middle of the mall and enjoy your meal.
When asked "May I help you?" bow or curtsey.
Walk up to someone you don't know and pretend to know them. Continue for as long as you can.
Take a tootsie pop and hold it like a microphone in a person's face. Ask him/her how many licks it takes him/her to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Ask a passerby to scratch your back for you. If they do, make obscene noises when they do so.
Try to get everybody in line for Chick-fil-a to do the Chicken Dance.
Go with a friend. Join yourselves together with one of those things parents attach to their children's wrists.
If you're a female, drag your purse behind you. Pull on it and pat your leg, saying "Hurry up old boy!"
Ask the cashier if you could ring your purchase up.
Ask if they accept credit cards and then pay cash.
Bargain
Barter
Carry a rubber duckey with you. Pet him, talk in a baby voice to him, and set him down gently on the counter when you pay.
In the food court ask if this seat is taken and then walk away.
Carry around a can of EasyCheese. Randomly ask people, "Would you like cheese with that?"
When walking down the center of the mall point at nothing and start laughing hysterically.
Put down every store loudly as you exit by saying, "THIS PLACE SUCKS!"
Take a baby doll with you and ask bystanders to baby-sit while you try on clothes.
Constantly move your mouth as if you were talking.
Sing opera-style everything you would normally say.
Ask the Dollar Store if they have a lay-away plan.
Buy one jelly bean at the candy store and have them weigh it.
Take a Big Wheels and wear leather.
Be very hostile when someone asks to help you.
Walk in a weave (crossing each others path), this keeps strangers away, the more the better! Also, yell at those things that people put money in, and take the money out.
Go in a store and ask a lot of question about one product. In the middle of the explination, walk out.
Posted at 07:22 pm by Alexandra
Nov 27, 2003
50 fun things to do at a movie theater!
Yup you guessed it....more lists!
1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a
minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.
2. Applaud
3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
4. Sing along with the backround music.
5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"
6. Snore
7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if you are stting in the front.
8. Make shadow pupputs.
9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right
before it happens. Act amazed at your wondeful forsight.
10. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell.
11. Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." tell people that you are a
part of this new "live action" movie. Shoot any movie personnel telling
you to stop.
12. Read the credits out loud.
13. Dress as a cheerleader. Keep the actors' enthusiasm up.
14. Stand by the screen and sign the movie.
15. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The
wrapper will fly accros the theatre, hopefully hitting someone.
16. (Variation of above) dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make
it a permanent part of the screen.
17. If it's a Disney film, go up to the prjector room and replace the
film with an adult film.
18. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest
noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting
your viewing pleasure.
19. Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors.
20. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you
are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.
21. Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke.
22. Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre.
23. Sit by the isle. Trip everyone that walks by.
24. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes.
Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again
every ten minutes.
25. Play an appropriate instrument for the movie:n western-banjo,
comedy-cazoo, action-synthesizer or guitar, mystery-bad whistle,
horror-cowbell or afucha (sp), etc.
26. Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili.
27. Collect donations for charity.
28. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.
29. Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said.
30. Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic
control personnel.
31. Candle + flashpaper = fireballs!
32. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot.
33. Stand on your head in the isle during the duration of the movie.
34. Have a barbecue.
35. Gargle your Pepsi.
36. Juggle
37. Bowl in the isle.
38. Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the
theatre and exclaim that "The movie is depressing you." Shoot yourself in
the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to you
seat. Remain silent the rest of the movie.
39. Play Battleship with someone accross the theatre.
40. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits
the theatre ask to see their identification.
41. Do shots.
42. Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is
crowded.
43. leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to
people as they leave the theatre.
44. break into a chrous of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.
45. Do some needlepoint. Suddenly yell "Ow! That hurt. Whoah cool, it's
spurting."
46. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.
47. Throw water balloons.
48. Bring lots of gerbils and mice. think snowball fight.
49. Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.
50. Throw smoke grenades.
there's more to come. Enjoy.
Posted at 12:43 am by Alexandra
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